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The Science of Butts

The Butt is a complex organism primarily comprised of hip hop music, deep squats, and Sir Mix-a-Lot. The key to understanding the building and usage of The Butt is not only found in songs like “Drop it Low” and “A$$”, … Continue reading

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Debunking 11 Of Your Most Common Fitness Myths!

We’re 7.5 weeks out. I’m down 16 pounds so far from where I originally started in early January, and we’re trying to slow it down at this point so that we don’t lose any more muscle. My coach has it … Continue reading

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‘TIS THE SHREDDING SEASON!!!!-10 weeks out

This time around I thought I’d document a little of the process that goes into these competitions. I get so many questions from everyone about my diet and work outs, so for those of you who are curious, I’ll keep … Continue reading

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Show update and conclusion!

   Ok! It’s been a little while since I updated and never followed up after the show! I got third in my class, which was good for my first time, but it was out of 4. It’s hard to compete … Continue reading

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Update photos: 2 weeks

As promised, here are my latest update photos! I feel like I’m baring all here on the Internet, but I suppose I’m getting on a stage in even smaller bottoms and then my photos will be blasted places I didn’t … Continue reading

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Abbbbbzzzzz!!!!!

6 pack was visible the morning! Like a definable count ’em 6-pack! My next update photos will come on Sunday, at my two week mark! Sorry to plug for a second, but I’ve had a lot of requests for diet/exercise coaching … Continue reading

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Um, so I needed to know what my back looked like….

… So I took a photo and was pleasantly surprised. I know I said I’m holding off on photos until we’re closer. But this is just my back.

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Pushing onward: a motivational speech

So I have too much time, not enough food, and too many thoughts. Or maybe not enough thoughts. And you dear blog, get to hear them all. Because what is a blog, if not a public diary where you subject … Continue reading

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You know you need a day off when….

Rest days. I used to have “rest days” whenever I didn’t feel like working out. I used to take those days more often than I’d like to admit and still tell everyone I was training 5 days a week when … Continue reading

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4/14/13

Update!!!! I see some abs poking through! Mostly I feel smaller, though. And none of my clothes fit, which is a great feeling, minus the fact that, well, none of my clothes fit. Despite cheat days and having 2 whiskey’s … Continue reading

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